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chicavegan: Nuf said.
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barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

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homosexualcats: who-da-best: wyte-one-thousand: pleiadian-princess: radagastlovesyou: you-are-another-me: There is a tribe in Africa where the birth date of a child is counted not from when they were born, nor from when they are conceived but from the day that the child was a thought in its mother’s mind. And when a woman decides that she will have a child, she goes off and sits under a tree, by herself, and she listens until she can hear the song of the child that wants to come. And after she’s heard the song of this child, she comes back to the man who will be the child’s father, and teaches it to him. And then, when they make love to physically conceive the child, some of that time they sing the song of the child, as a way to invite it. And then, when the mother is pregnant, the mother teaches that child’s song to the midwives and the old women of the village, so that when the child is born, the old women and the people around her sing the child’s song to welcome it. And then, as the child grows up, the other villagers are taught the child’s song. If the child falls, or hurts its knee, someone picks it up and sings its song to it. Or perhaps the child does something wonderful, or goes through the rites of puberty, then as a way of honoring this person, the people of the village sing his or her song.In the African tribe there is one other occasion upon which the villagers sing to the child. If at any time during his or her life, the person commits a crime or aberrant social act, the individual is called to the center of the village and the people in the community form a circle around them. Then they sing their song to them.The tribe recognizes that the correction for antisocial behavior is not punishment; it is love and the remembrance of identity. When you recognize your own song, you have no desire or need to do anything that would hurt another.And it goes this way through their life. In marriage, the songs are sung, together. And finally, when this child is lying in bed, ready to die, all the villagers know his or her song, and they sing—for the last time—the song to that person.You may not have grown up in an African tribe that sings your song to you at crucial life transitions, but life is always reminding you when you are in tune with yourself and when you are not. When you feel good, what you are doing matches your song, and when you feel awful, it doesn’t. In the end, we shall all recognize our song and sing it well. You may feel a little warbly at the moment, but so have all the great singers. Just keep singing and you’ll find your way home. This is the most amazing thing I have ever read. THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL IM ALMOST TEARING UP Reblog for eternity. I have no idea whether or not this is true but it doesn’t really matter, I like the story :) isn’t this like happy feet
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fuckingniall:

my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love

(Source: cheerupsmelly, via homosexualcats)

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That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents

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arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

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“But it’s not natural!”

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“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”

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“But now their child will be gay.”

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“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”

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“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”

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Respected king.

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Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

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You can be a homo too!

Fave post.

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(Source: igoodmusic, via homosexualcats)

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Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

(Source: sofuckingbeautifulbaby, via everythinghappensforareason24)

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ravefirell:

Will finally snapped :D

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that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

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