i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of it…
You can be a homo too!
Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about